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23 October, 2007

Basejumpers wearing wingsuits fly inches from the walls of mountains.
Wingsuit flying is the art of flying the human body through the air using a special jumpsuit, called a wingsuit, that shapes the human body into an airfoil which can create lift. The wingsuit creates the airfoil shape with fabric sewn between the legs and under the arms. A wingsuit can be flown from any point that provides sufficient altitude to glide through the air, such as skydiving aircraft or BASE jumping exit points. The flier will deploy a parachute at a planned altitude and unzip the arm wings so they can reach up to the parachute control toggles and fly to a normal skydiving or BASE jumping landing.

Most Amazing Wingsuit Flying

via videosift.com

Also
JET-MAN : THE INCREDIBLE FLYING MAN

12 September, 2007

base Jumping Bungee

This base jumper gets rocketed to 400 feet above ground by a bungee cord, then pulls his parachute and lands safely

10 August, 2007

The Haka

A Joke about the Haka.

A Kiwi was doing a Moari Haka Somewhere in Space.
Two Aliens were watching this unusual dance, From there space ship .
"Kamate Kamate Ka-Ora Kaora......", loudly sang the Kiwi.
The aliens were intrigued and wondered what would happen if part of the Kiwis brain was removed. So with the aid of very sophisticated technology, The aliens zapped a beam at the kiwi's head and part of his brain instantley vaporised.
The aliens sat back to see what would happen.
"Kamate Kamate Ka-Ora Kaora......", loudly sang the Kiwi.
The aliens were amazed ,there was absolutley no difference.
So the aliens decided to sap another part of the brain.and see what difference this made.
"Kamate Kamate Ka-Ora Kaora......", loudly sang the Kiwi
The aliens naturally deduced the Kiwi was a highly intelligent creature. For with only half a brain there was no difference in the kiwis behaviour.
The Aliens the decided to remove the Whole Brain, Thus leaving the Kiwi devoid of all Knowledge. So with a push of a button the aliens zapped the rest of the Kiwi's Brain.
Now surely the Kiwi will Know nothing,Be Dumb ,and be so Stupid.
The aliens watched the Kiwi intently,and all of a sudden the Kiwi broke into a forceful song.

"Waltzing Matilda Waltzing Matilda Waltzing Matilda Waltzing Matilda Waltzing Matilda Waltzing Matilda Waltzing Matilda"

The New Haka

From The British version of American Idol.

Auditioned for Britain’s Got Talent And he ended up Winning.

Name: Paul Potts
Age:36
Occupation: Mobile phone salesman
Lives: Port Talbot

http://talent.itv.com/page.asp?partid=332

This is the first round.